i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend.
being alone with your friends parents